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Article #99449Re: Best Guns For defense against Zombies or Enraged Toy Poodles (Humor)
From: "sanjian"
Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 12:28
Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 12:28
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Chris Keller wrote: # OK. Suppose there is a plague of Zombieism and you find your # neighbors, friends and your grossly obese spouse turned into # flesh-eating, very low I.Q. ghouls. What would be the best firearm # for defense? (Remember that the virus, prion or nanorobot that # causes zombieism only infects the brain. Also Zombies react but # little to betting shot anywhere but in the head. # # After most of the Zombies have been deactivated, you see a swarm of # white toy poodles with red ribbons on their head eating the dead # Zombies and tearing the live ones apart. As you watch from your # fortification, you note that the poodles are running out of food. # # Next day you are surrounded by a swarm of the nasty little dogs and # they want to bite you bad. What do you do? Well, you have two options... One, is the stake: http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id"3 Or the good old-fashioned Killstick: http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id77 http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id78 Or maybe even something heavier... http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_idV0 Of course, first you have to be able to recognize a zombie: http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id # [MODERATOR: What about something really ferocious, like a gaggle # of moderators who are about to deal with a long looney thread...? ] So Mods travel in gaggles now? Good to note. ----------------------------------------------------------- Learn about rec.guns at http://www.recguns.com -----------------------------------------------------------
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