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Article #99962Re: Best Guns For defense against Zombies or Enraged Toy Poodles
From: atfsux@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 11:37
Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 11:37
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# #OK. Suppose there is a plague of Zombieism and you find your neighbors, # #friends and your grossly obese spouse turned into flesh-eating, very low I.Q. # #ghouls. # # .. # # # #What would be the best firearm for defense? (Remember that the virus, # #prion or nanorobot that causes zombieism only infects the brain. Also Zombies # #react but little to betting shot anywhere but in the head. # # SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR A BELT-FED 40MM H.E.A.P. KIND OF DEVICE. I guess that means I'd have to fabricate a mount for it on my ATV or something and just drive everywhere. A small utility trailer behind it for the ammo cans would be handy, I guess. # # # # #After most of the Zombies have been deactivated, you see a swarm of white toy # #poodles with red ribbons on their head eating the dead Zombies and tearing the # #live ones apart. As you watch from your fortification, you note that the # #poodles are running out of food. # # # #Next day you are surrounded by a swarm of the nasty little dogs and they want # #to bite you bad. What do you do? # # See,...this is where having a crazy cat-lady living on your block comes in handy. Just use yourself as bait to lure the convoy of fluffy Fifis to the house that wreaks of cat pee and watch the mayhem ensue. Maybe get in a little sniping practice while you're at it. # # ----------------------------------------------------------- Learn about rec.guns at http://www.recguns.com -----------------------------------------------------------
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