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Started by and...@cs690-3.e
Thu, 24 Mar 1994 14:27
JONNY ATE A BEAN
Author: and...@cs690-3.e
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 1994 14:27
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 1994 14:27
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From the archives: (In a terse, monosyllabic, dramatic, tone. Sing second to last line. PFFFT is fart imitation.) Jonny ate a bean. The bean was loaded. Jonny went to bed. The bean exploded! Off with the covers, off with the sheets... 40-yard dash to the toilet seat! DUMP, DAH-DEE-AH DAHHHHHHH DAH! PFFFT, AHHHHHHH!!!!!! Another delightful tune... TRA-LA-LA BOOM DEE-AY I'll take your pants away And while you're standing there I'll take your underwear. (sung to the tune of TRA-LA-LA BOOM DEE-AY)
Re: JONNY ATE A BEAN
Author: George R. Bevis
Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2027 20:41
Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2027 20:41
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or how about Tra la la BOOM de ay, Did you get yours today? I got mine yesterday, That's why I walk this way!
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