Restroom graffiti needed for final project

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7 total messages Started by bbu...@unlinfo.u Wed, 08 Jun 1994 19:22

#99229

Author: bbu...@unlinfo.u
Date: Wed, 08 Jun 1994 19:22

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"One man's laughter is another manslaughter."--seen in the men's room
at the Zoo Bar, Lincoln, NE.

Stu Burns
bbu...@unlinfo.unl.edu

Re: Restroom graffiti needed for final project

#99430

Author: dfa...@wkunix.wk
Date: Thu, 09 Jun 1994 22:22

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Seen in a college chemistry building's men's room: "Flush twice --- this has
to go all the way to the cafeteria!"

Re: Restroom graffiti needed for final project

#99500

Author: mzy...@unicorn.n
Date: Fri, 10 Jun 1994 12:24

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In article <1994Jun9....@netnews.wku.edu> dfa...@wkunix.wku.edu (David T. Farrar) writes:
>Seen in a college chemistry building's men's room: "Flush twice --- this has
>to go all the way to the cafeteria!"
>

   This is funny because it implies that the effluent waste materials in the
bowl are re-directed to the cafeteria. What would be funnier is if the joke
implied that the waste materials were actually served up as food instead of
just sitting in the serving area. Still it represents a good example of the
humour that is always associated with the toilet. Well done David.

      Yours,   The EXPLAINOR

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Re: Restroom graffiti needed for final project

#99514

Author: re...@ucs.indian
Date: Fri, 10 Jun 1994 14:32

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Sticker attached to electric hand-dryer in public restroom:

          +---------------------------+
          | PUSH BUTTON FOR A MESSAGE |
          |      FROM CONGRESS.       |
          +---------------------------+


--

Frank     re...@ucs.indiana.edu

Re: Restroom graffiti needed for final project

#99534

Author: mj...@po.cwru.ed
Date: Fri, 10 Jun 1994 16:41

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or:

                   Don't look here.

		The joke's in your hand!


--
 \H/
 SXE    mj...@po.cwru.edu
 /C\

Re: Restroom graffiti needed for final project

#99845

Author: bsm...@osf.org (
Date: Mon, 13 Jun 1994 16:08

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In article <mjk15.2...@po.cwru.edu> mj...@po.cwru.edu (Pezz D. Spencer) writes:                                                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Pezz D. Spencer?  THE Pezz D. Spencer? Same guy who'd hang around playgrounds
and try to lure kids with candy? Hey, how'd you get on the net, dude?!!!

Bruce Smith

Re: Restroom graffiti needed for final project

#99990

Author: henrik...@aldus.
Date: Tue, 14 Jun 1994 18:41

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In article <2ti09j$m...@paperboy.osf.org>, bsm...@osf.org (Bruce Smith)
wrote:

> Pezz D. Spencer?  THE Pezz D. Spencer? Same guy who'd hang around playgrounds
> and try to lure kids with candy? Hey, how'd you get on the net, dude?!!!

Trying to lure some of all the kids out there (or is it here? Please
--Captain Nitpick, DR. ROCKET, THE EXPLAINOR and his MOTHOR, help me!)
:-)

--
This time the revolution will be computerised ...
.. Zeroes and ones will take us there.
                  (Jesus Jones - Zeroes and ones)

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