Two Faced food

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2 total messages Started by mike_...@qmail4. Tue, 14 Jun 1994 14:28

#99942

Author: mike_...@qmail4.
Date: Tue, 14 Jun 1994 14:28

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Heard on Mark and Brian this morning.....

What food is considered deceitful (or two faced ) because they talk behind
you back???










BEANS!!!!!!!!!




HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Re: Two Faced food

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Author: mzy...@unicorn.n
Date: Tue, 14 Jun 1994 19:20

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In article <mike_nance-...@mnance.sdd.trw.com> mike_...@qmail4.sp.trw.com (Mike Nance) writes:
>Heard on Mark and Brian this morning.....
>
>What food is considered deceitful (or two faced ) because they talk behind
>you back???
>
>BEANS!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>


    This is funny because it relies on a misunderstanding betweem the
circumstances. The relationship between flatulance (botty-burps) and high fibre
foodstuffs, e.g.beans, has long been recognised. So the joker uses the
euphamism `talks' in replacement for the noise of a fart. Furthermore, the fact
that the gases emerge on the posterior surface of your body only serves to
accentuate the joke. See the beans make you fart (unconfirmed) and the noise
comes out behind you, so the beans are said to be `talking'  Thus humour is
acheived. Even so, one has to postulate whether talking has to be associated
with some form of communication. Perhaps some lifeforms can understands the
Chuff-chatter that emerges from our behinds. If so, I hope they weren't
listening last night in bed.




          Yours,   The EXPLAINOR









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