Stupid Questions/Snappy Answers

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1 total messages Started by sp...@hippo.ru.a Tue, 14 Jun 1994 14:31

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Author: sp...@hippo.ru.a
Date: Tue, 14 Jun 1994 14:31

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Are you asleep?                         No  I'm  dead  -  leave   the 
                                        flowers and get out.
Did you shoot him?                      No, he was born with 6 bullet 
                                        holes in his body.
Why do you want to marry my daughter?   Because  your  son   wouldn't 
                                        have me.
A table for two?                        One, my wife will sit on  my
                                        shoulders.
What do you owe your long life to?      To  the fact that  I  haven't 
                                        died yet.

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-- 
	 Peter Piacenza 
	 Internet: sp...@hippo.ru.ac.za  Tel. 27-471-3022384
	 Internet: ch...@unitrix.utr.ac.za  (preferred).

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