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yikes!!, do they really mean that, no way, women ?..hidden meanings ?,
noooooo, say it ain't so, I had no idea...LOLOLOL.....so tell me
again, why would I want to get a woman in my life and complicate
things with all those words…..why just last week I walked into the
local Honda dealer and bought a 230…didn't have to ask anybody, didn't
have to sneak any funds around…picking it up today and going riding
with my 2 boys over the weekend at the Dam…………

dch.


"john" <notreally@this.add> wrote in message news:<be042m$kog$1@plonk.apk.net>...
> WORDS WOMEN USE
>
> FINE
> This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
> right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman
> looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
>
> FIVE MINUTES
> This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
> football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
> even trade.
>
> NOTHING
> This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
> usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
> inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
> argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine.'
>
> GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
> This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
> "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
>
> GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
> This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will
> get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
> "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when
> she cools off.
>
> LOUD SIGH
> This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
> misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
> that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> arguing with you over "Nothing."
>
> SOFT SIGH
> Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she
> is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
> content.
>
> THAT'S OKAY
> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
> man.
> "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying
> you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often
> used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a
> "Raised Eyebrow."
>
> GO AHEAD
> At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
> trouble.
>
> PLEASE DO
> This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance
> to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it
> is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be
> careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
>
> THANKS
> A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
>
> THANKS A LOT
> This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
> when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended
> her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be
> careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only
> tell you "Nothing."

"dch" <yahoo.com> wrote in message
> yikes!!, do they really mean that, no way, women ?..hidden meanings ?,
> noooooo, say it ain't so, I had no idea...LOLOLOL.....so tell me
> again, why would I want to get a woman in my life and complicate
sex & food prep

"John Arnett" <com;> wrote in message
> I'm using that one next time it heats up at home and she asks why I want her
> around.
>
> Thanks
> John

if she laughs then you have a keeper
john

"John Arnett" <jarnett@barefootpi.com;> wrote in message news:<bQXMa.225275$jp.5941622@twister.southeast.rr.com>...
> "john" <notreally@this.add> wrote in message
> news:be1h1l$acb$1@plonk.apk.net...
> > "dch" <yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > yikes!!, do they really mean that, no way, women ?..hidden meanings ?,
> > > noooooo, say it ain't so, I had no idea...LOLOLOL.....so tell me
> > > again, why would I want to get a woman in my life and complicate
> > sex & food prep
> >
>
> I'm using that one next time it heats up at home and she asks why I want her
> around.
>
I hear it's a loooong f@*&'n walk across Nevada this time of year...

> Thanks

No, thank *you*

> John

Tami-

"john" <notreally@this.add> wrote in message
news:be1h1l$acb$1@plonk.apk.net...
> "dch" <yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > yikes!!, do they really mean that, no way, women ?..hidden meanings ?,
> > noooooo, say it ain't so, I had no idea...LOLOLOL.....so tell me
> > again, why would I want to get a woman in my life and complicate
> sex & food prep
>

I'm using that one next time it heats up at home and she asks why I want her
around.

Thanks
John

That post from "John" (not Arnett) could have come from
my mouth.
 Except I am pretty good at food prep all by myself.
 Yikes is right. Do I really sound like that?.....
uuuuhhhh.... forget-a-bout-it....
Jeff,
 HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND RMD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*******************************************************************
"John Arnett" <jarnett@barefootpi.com;> wrote in message news:<bQXMa.225275$jp.5941622@twister.southeast.rr.com>...
> "john" <notreally@this.add> wrote in message
> news:be1h1l$acb$1@plonk.apk.net...
> > "dch" <yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > yikes!!, do they really mean that, no way, women ?..hidden meanings ?,
> > > noooooo, say it ain't so, I had no idea...LOLOLOL.....so tell me
> > > again, why would I want to get a woman in my life and complicate
> > sex & food prep
> >
>
> I'm using that one next time it heats up at home and she asks why I want her
> around.
>
> Thanks
> John

On Fri, 04 Jul 2003 04:37:26 GMT, "spodely" <spodely@carolina.rr.com>
wrote:

>She'll laugh.  She's a keeper, for sure.  She went to the last hare scramble
>and came home dirtier than me.  She didnt want to forge any trails to see
>the gnarly spots, so she stayed near the truck.  She saw me for at least 100
>yards each lap.  3 times in an hour and a half in 94 degree heat.  I bet
>there's not too many guys here who can say they have someone like that.

Okay, okay.  You win.  Now, stop it.

Did you at least wave as you passed by?

"john" <notreally@this.add> wrote in message
news:be1p93$drj$1@plonk.apk.net...
> "John Arnett" <com;> wrote in message
> > I'm using that one next time it heats up at home and she asks why I want
her
> > around.
> >
> > Thanks
> > John
>
> if she laughs then you have a keeper
> john
>

She'll laugh.  She's a keeper, for sure.  She went to the last hare scramble
and came home dirtier than me.  She didnt want to forge any trails to see
the gnarly spots, so she stayed near the truck.  She saw me for at least 100
yards each lap.  3 times in an hour and a half in 94 degree heat.  I bet
there's not too many guys here who can say they have someone like that.

John

"WoodsChick" <TamiRowell@msn.com> wrote in message
news:f08cfcaf.0307031347.5eb35177@posting.google.com...
> "John Arnett" <jarnett@barefootpi.com;> wrote in message
news:<bQXMa.225275$jp.5941622@twister.southeast.rr.com>...
> > "john" <notreally@this.add> wrote in message
> > news:be1h1l$acb$1@plonk.apk.net...
> > > "dch" <yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > yikes!!, do they really mean that, no way, women ?..hidden meanings
?,
> > > > noooooo, say it ain't so, I had no idea...LOLOLOL.....so tell me
> > > > again, why would I want to get a woman in my life and complicate
> > > sex & food prep
> > >
> >
> > I'm using that one next time it heats up at home and she asks why I want
her
> > around.
> >
> I hear it's a loooong f@*&'n walk across Nevada this time of year...
>
> > Thanks
>
> No, thank *you*
>
> > John
>
> Tami-

You know I was kidding.

Read the reply to john above.  Besides, food prep is why I've been trying so
hard to get Jeff out to Idaho.  Did I tell you we had grilled salmon and
chicken last year?  Or psgetti?  A real breakfast each morning?  He's gotta
come...

John

"spodely" <spodely@carolina.rr.com> wrote in message news:<ey7Na.167254$nr.7817155@twister.southeast.rr.com>...
> "WoodsChick" <TamiRowell@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:f08cfcaf.0307031347.5eb35177@posting.google.com...
> > "John Arnett" <jarnett@barefootpi.com;> wrote in message
>  news:<bQXMa.225275$jp.5941622@twister.southeast.rr.com>...
> > > "john" <notreally@this.add> wrote in message
> > > news:be1h1l$acb$1@plonk.apk.net...
> > > > "dch" <yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > > yikes!!, do they really mean that, no way, women ?..hidden meanings
>  ?,
> > > > > noooooo, say it ain't so, I had no idea...LOLOLOL.....so tell me
> > > > > again, why would I want to get a woman in my life and complicate
> > > > sex & food prep
> > > >
> > >
> > > I'm using that one next time it heats up at home and she asks why I want
>  her
> > > around.
> > >
> > I hear it's a loooong f@*&'n walk across Nevada this time of year...
> >
> > > Thanks
> >
> > No, thank *you*
> >
> > > John
> >
> > Tami-
>
> You know I was kidding.
>
Yup! Me, too. And I know Sue wouldn't let you get away with that <G>
She's gotta come next year, that's all there is to it.

> Read the reply to john above.  Besides, food prep is why I've been trying so
> hard to get Jeff out to Idaho.  Did I tell you we had grilled salmon and
> chicken last year?  Or psgetti?  A real breakfast each morning?  He's gotta
> come...
>
Yeah, I remember his gor-may cooking last year. Quite frankly, I don't
know if I'm up to snuff in that department. I'm bankin' on you having
so much fun on the 426 that you don't notice what we're having for
dinner. Either that, or maybe you'll be too tired from wrassling it
around to care! Either way, you won't go hungry, guaranteed.

> John

Tami-

So how did the harescramble go? I was out of town and must have missed the
report.


"spodely" <spodely@carolina.rr.com> wrote in message
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>
> "scrape at mindspring dot com" <scrape@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> news:vp1agv0gudo8v4e52i91nes9cn3jtdksr5@4ax.com...
> > On Fri, 04 Jul 2003 04:37:26 GMT, "spodely" <spodely@carolina.rr.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >She'll laugh.  She's a keeper, for sure.  She went to the last hare
> scramble
> > >and came home dirtier than me.  She didnt want to forge any trails to
see
> > >the gnarly spots, so she stayed near the truck.  She saw me for at
least
> 100
> > >yards each lap.  3 times in an hour and a half in 94 degree heat.  I
bet
> > >there's not too many guys here who can say they have someone like that.
> >
> > Okay, okay.  You win.  Now, stop it.
> >
> > Did you at least wave as you passed by?
> >
>
> Considered it, but as I was considering it, washboards rattled my
fillings.
> Changed my mind and hoped she saw me grinning.
>
> John
>
>

"scrape at mindspring dot com" <scrape@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:vp1agv0gudo8v4e52i91nes9cn3jtdksr5@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 04 Jul 2003 04:37:26 GMT, "spodely" <spodely@carolina.rr.com>
> wrote:
>
> >She'll laugh.  She's a keeper, for sure.  She went to the last hare
scramble
> >and came home dirtier than me.  She didnt want to forge any trails to see
> >the gnarly spots, so she stayed near the truck.  She saw me for at least
100
> >yards each lap.  3 times in an hour and a half in 94 degree heat.  I bet
> >there's not too many guys here who can say they have someone like that.
>
> Okay, okay.  You win.  Now, stop it.
>
> Did you at least wave as you passed by?
>

Considered it, but as I was considering it, washboards rattled my fillings.
Changed my mind and hoped she saw me grinning.

John

"Andy Mullins" <egnoramoose@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:vgb7u22afa4uda@corp.supernews.com...
> So how did the harescramble go? I was out of town and must have missed the
> report.
>

I did fair.  Still running in the unlimited class until August comes around.
13th out of 25 in that class.  It was mostly tight single track, some places
banging your bars, and I just got stuck running with the mid pack.  No
complaints though.  It was hot and dusty and if I would have run any harder,
I may have just died.  Since my row is the dead last to run, there were some
pretty nasty spots to try to get through by the end of the race.  Had a
blast and cant wait until the next race in August.

John