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"I *f'ing* hate hornets. I'll go anywhere to kill one. "

I'm with you...tell me where the little pricks have built a nest, and I'm
there with a fresh can of carb cleaner and a lighter. HATE
'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Andrew D. Waddell
PML Online Support Rep
www.publicmissiles.com
"Mike W." <Outofthe@emailbiz.com> wrote in message
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>
> I'm getting ready to go out for a little ride. My daughter said there is a
> hornet building a nest outside her window (between her upper sash and the
> storm window). Sure enough, he was there... one of those white face jobs.
> I *f'ing* hate hornets. I'll go anywhere to kill one. I learned to shoot
> as a kid picking them out of the sky with my bb gun. So I got my laser
> pointer and pointed it inside his little hornet-shit sculpture that holds
> his cute little offspring. Talk about PISSED OFF:) Wings fluff out...
> tries to make his dead-but-doesn't-know-it-yet ass look bigger than he
> is... he goes for the spot and sticks his ugly little f'ing hornet head in
> between junior and the laser so the beam is on his eyes. MORE pissed off:)
> I'd move the spot along the storm window away and then back to his "house"
> and he'd stay with it literally BITING at it. Did you know they BITE? All
> agitated looking the whole time. Next I got the grill starter and snapped
> off a little flame inside the glass on my side. I guess they don't like
> fire either:) I gotta get a second laser and drive his
> anxiety/hopelessness factor through the roof. This is SO fun...
>
> Maybe I'll make birdhouses after I get sick of this.
>
> To the woods...
>
> Mike
>
> ps - Just to document it somewhere I can actually look up: 6/30/03 Tetnus
> shot.
>
>
> --
> Mike W.
> 96 XR400
> 74 CZ250 Enduro
> BRC, AMA, NETRA, NOHVCC, NRA
>
> Suburban trail-riding best practices:
> http://www.crocker.com/~mwilliams/Suburban.htm

On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 16:17:23 -0400, "Andy Waddell" <adwaddell@comcast.net>
wrote:

>"I *f'ing* hate hornets. I'll go anywhere to kill one. "
>
>I'm with you...tell me where the little pricks have built a nest, and I'm
>there with a fresh can of carb cleaner and a lighter. HATE
>'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Go get em Dude... I think I'm going to kill his ass tomorrow myself.

As for the ride, it was steamy here and I got caught in a pretty decent
downpour crossing a hayfield. My front was pretty drenched by the time I
made it to the woods. Hung out under a pine tree for a while, bothering
various people's answering machines. My goggles were so shot (soaked on
the inside) that I rode the rest of the day without em. After about 45
min, I came across a guy riding with his son who had slid out and hit his
chain on a rock knocking his masterlink out. A precision crash to me... I
had a spare so I hooked him up and followed them out (I wasn't sure it
would stay since I haven't put one in since the 70's).

See you guys next week... I'm off to VT to hang out with the family.

Mike


--
Mike W.
96 XR400
74 CZ250 Enduro
BRC, AMA, NETRA, NOHVCC, NRA

Suburban trail-riding best practices:
http://www.crocker.com/~mwilliams/Suburban.htm

"Mike W." <Outofthe@emailbiz.com> wrote in message

>I came across a guy riding with his son who had slid out and hit his
> chain on a rock knocking his masterlink out. A precision crash to me... I
> had a spare so I hooked him up and followed them out (I wasn't sure it
> would stay since I haven't put one in since the 70's).

You 'happen' across a guy in need and you offered assistance.

Gitty-Up!
>
> See you guys next week... I'm off to VT to hang out with the family.

Have a great Holiday....Say hi to Maria.
>
> Mike
>
>
> --
> Mike W.
> 96 XR400
> 74 CZ250 Enduro
> BRC, AMA, NETRA, NOHVCC, NRA
>
> Suburban trail-riding best practices:
> http://www.crocker.com/~mwilliams/Suburban.htm