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Started by "Worst
Tue, 29 Apr 2025 23:11
50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: "Worst
Date: Tue, 29 Apr 2025 23:11
Date: Tue, 29 Apr 2025 23:11
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A Møøse once bit my sister... -- Moreover I'm convinced that Reddit must be destroyed. Worst Case
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: YTC#1
Date: Wed, 30 Apr 2025 09:22
Date: Wed, 30 Apr 2025 09:22
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On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: > A Møøse once bit my sister... > Was the moose ok afterwards? -- Bruce Porter "The internet is a huge and diverse community but mainly friendly" http://ytc1.blogspot.co.uk/ There *is* an alternative! http://www.openoffice.org/
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: "chrisnd @ukrm"
Date: Wed, 30 Apr 2025 09:30
Date: Wed, 30 Apr 2025 09:30
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On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: > A Møøse once bit my sister... > I once got nibbled by a weasel. Does that count? Chris -- The Deuchars BBB#40 COFF#14 Yamaha XV750SE & Suzuki GS550T https://www.Deuchars.org.uk
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: Mike Fleming
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 02:08
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 02:08
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On 30/04/2025 09:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: > On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: >> A Møøse once bit my sister... >> > > I once got nibbled by a weasel. > Does that count? Better than being savaged by a stoat.
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: YTC#1
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 08:34
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 08:34
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On 01/05/2025 02:08, Mike Fleming wrote: > On 30/04/2025 09:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: >> On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: >>> A Møøse once bit my sister... >>> >> >> I once got nibbled by a weasel. >> Does that count? > > Better than being savaged by a stoat. Or fucked by a fox -- Bruce Porter "The internet is a huge and diverse community but mainly friendly" http://ytc1.blogspot.co.uk/ There *is* an alternative! http://www.openoffice.org/
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: Simon Wilson
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 08:42
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 08:42
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On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: > A Møøse once bit my sister... > Better than nibbled to death by an okapi -- /Simon
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: Eddie
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 08:44
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 08:44
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On 01/05/2025 02:08, Mike Fleming wrote: > On 30/04/2025 09:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: >> On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: >>> A Møøse once bit my sister... >>> >> >> I once got nibbled by a weasel. >> Does that count? > > Better than being savaged by a stoat. How do you tell the difference? -- Eddie eddie@deguello.org
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: furmity
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 08:51
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 08:51
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On Thu, 1 May 2025 7:44:59 +0000, Eddie wrote: > On 01/05/2025 02:08, Mike Fleming wrote: >> On 30/04/2025 09:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: >>> On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: >>>> A Møøse once bit my sister... >>>> >>> >>> I once got nibbled by a weasel. >>> Does that count? >> >> Better than being savaged by a stoat. > > How do you tell the difference? Look at the images of a Mothers of Invention album cover. If it looks the same, it's not a stoat.
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: Sqirrel99
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 10:20
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 10:20
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Eddie wrote: > On 01/05/2025 02:08, Mike Fleming wrote: >> On 30/04/2025 09:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: >>> On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: >>>> A Møøse once bit my sister... >>>> >>> I once got nibbled by a weasel. >>> Does that count? >> Better than being savaged by a stoat. > > How do you tell the difference? Weasels are weasely recognised; Stoats are stoatally different.
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: Champ
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 10:22
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 10:22
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On Thu, 1 May 2025 08:44:59 +0100, Eddie <eddie@deguello.org> wrote: >On 01/05/2025 02:08, Mike Fleming wrote: >> On 30/04/2025 09:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: >>> On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: >>>> A Møøse once bit my sister... >>> I once got nibbled by a weasel. >>> Does that count? >> Better than being savaged by a stoat. >How do you tell the difference? <plays along> I don't know, how do you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel? -- Champ neal at champ dot org dot uk I don't know, but I been told You never slow down, you never grow old
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: Simon Wilson
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 12:06
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 12:06
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On 01/05/2025 10:22, Champ wrote: > On Thu, 1 May 2025 08:44:59 +0100, Eddie <eddie@deguello.org> wrote: > >> On 01/05/2025 02:08, Mike Fleming wrote: >>> On 30/04/2025 09:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: >>>> On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: >>>>> A Møøse once bit my sister... > >>>> I once got nibbled by a weasel. >>>> Does that count? > >>> Better than being savaged by a stoat. > >> How do you tell the difference? > > <plays along> > I don't know, how do you tell the difference between a stoat and a > weasel? Timing. What's the secret to great comedy? -- /Simon
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: "chrisnd @ukrm"
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 15:55
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 15:55
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On 01/05/2025 12:06, Simon Wilson wrote: > On 01/05/2025 10:22, Champ wrote: >> On Thu, 1 May 2025 08:44:59 +0100, Eddie <eddie@deguello.org> wrote: >> >>> On 01/05/2025 02:08, Mike Fleming wrote: >>>> On 30/04/2025 09:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: >>>>> On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: >>>>>> A Møøse once bit my sister... >> >>>>> I once got nibbled by a weasel. >>>>> Does that count? >>>> Better than being savaged by a stoat. >> >>> How do you tell the difference? >> >> <plays along> >> I don't know, how do you tell the difference between a stoat and a >> weasel? > > Timing. > > What's the secret to great comedy? > I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again circa 1970. Interview with some witches.., "We can!" "I hear you can tell the future?2 Chris -- The Deuchars BBB#40 COFF#14 Yamaha XV750SE & Suzuki GS550T https://www.Deuchars.org.uk
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: Eddie
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 16:28
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 16:28
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On 01/05/2025 10:22, Champ wrote: > On Thu, 1 May 2025 08:44:59 +0100, Eddie <eddie@deguello.org> wrote: > >> On 01/05/2025 02:08, Mike Fleming wrote: >>> On 30/04/2025 09:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: > >>>> I once got nibbled by a weasel. >>>> Does that count? > >>> Better than being savaged by a stoat. > >> How do you tell the difference? > > <plays along> > I don't know, how do you tell the difference between a stoat and a > weasel? One's weasely recognisable, the other's stoatally different. (Thank you for indulging me. The cheque's in the post.) -- Eddie eddie@deguello.org
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: Eddie
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 16:28
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 16:28
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On 01/05/2025 10:20, Sqirrel99 wrote: > Eddie wrote: >> On 01/05/2025 02:08, Mike Fleming wrote: >>> On 30/04/2025 09:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: >>>> On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: >>>>> A Møøse once bit my sister... >>>>> >>>> I once got nibbled by a weasel. >>>> Does that count? >>> Better than being savaged by a stoat. >> >> How do you tell the difference? > > Weasels are weasely recognised; Stoats are stoatally different. I'm glad somebody else spotted the set-up line. -- Eddie eddie@deguello.org
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: Mike Fleming
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 18:43
Date: Thu, 01 May 2025 18:43
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On 01/05/2025 15:55, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: > On 01/05/2025 12:06, Simon Wilson wrote: >> On 01/05/2025 10:22, Champ wrote: >>> On Thu, 1 May 2025 08:44:59 +0100, Eddie <eddie@deguello.org> wrote: >>> >>>> On 01/05/2025 02:08, Mike Fleming wrote: >>>>> On 30/04/2025 09:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: >>>>>> On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: >>>>>>> A Møøse once bit my sister... >>> >>>>>> I once got nibbled by a weasel. >>>>>> Does that count? >>>>> Better than being savaged by a stoat. >>> >>>> How do you tell the difference? >>> >>> <plays along> >>> I don't know, how do you tell the difference between a stoat and a >>> weasel? >> >> Timing. >> >> What's the secret to great comedy? >> > I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again circa 1970. > Interview with some witches.., > > "We can!" > > "I hear you can tell the future?2 Because it disrupts the natural sequence of a conversation. Why shouldn't I top-post?
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: Mathias Koerber
Date: Fri, 02 May 2025 14:54
Date: Fri, 02 May 2025 14:54
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On 4/30/25 16:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: > I once got nibbled by a weasel. Nibbled to death by an Okapi ?
Re: 50 Years Ago, We Learned
Author: PipL
Date: Fri, 02 May 2025 17:51
Date: Fri, 02 May 2025 17:51
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On 01/05/2025 12:06, Simon Wilson wrote: > On 01/05/2025 10:22, Champ wrote: >> On Thu, 1 May 2025 08:44:59 +0100, Eddie <eddie@deguello.org> wrote: >> >>> On 01/05/2025 02:08, Mike Fleming wrote: >>>> On 30/04/2025 09:30, chrisnd @ukrm wrote: >>>>> On 29/04/2025 22:11, "Worst Case"@dizum.com wrote: >>>>>> A Møøse once bit my sister... >> >>>>> I once got nibbled by a weasel. >>>>> Does that count? >>>> Better than being savaged by a stoat. >> >>> How do you tell the difference? >> >> <plays along> >> I don't know, how do you tell the difference between a stoat and a >> weasel? > > Timing. > > What's the secret to great comedy? > Heh -- CHUMP #1 (CHarge Up Muppet) Pip
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